Cheeky? Who? Me?

I enjoyed being in my field, and after Sam bought me a lovely new rug, I felt very posh indeed!

This is what happened one day in my field...

"Ah good, you're here. There is poo in the field. This field. Right here, see??? Come along, quickly woman! Yes, yes, bring that shovel!"

1, 2, 3, ... 11, 12, 13, ... yes, yes, I think you have them all!!!

'sniff', 'sniff' ... hmmm ... well it certainly smells better...

Hmmm ... nom ... nom ... nom nom nom!!

What do I think? ...

Now I can do THIS!!!

Without getting POO on my new rug!!!

Ooooooh! Thats better!

Oh yes! VERY satisfactory!

Don't forget, this needs doing REGULARLY!

I'll soon have her trained! Muahahahahaha!!!!

Cheeky? Me? Whatever gave you that idea?!